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Gaffes and Quotes Of Joe "Dementia" Biden

This is an evolving page...he just can't keep his mouth shut!!

  1. Biden said on Charlamagne tha God's radio show: "'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black'" Click Here
  2. Biden said: "we choose truth over facts" Click Here
  3. Biden said: you can't go into a seven/eleven unless you have a slight Indian accent Click Here
  4. Told Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen: “His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she’s- wait- your mom’s still- your mom’s still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul. Click Here
  5. Biden said: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy, I mean, that's a storybook, man." Click Here
  6. Biden said:“Now, people look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’ The answer is yes, that's what I’m telling you.” Click Here
  7. Biden said:“John’s [McCain] last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.” Click Here
  8. Biden said: "When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'look, here's what happened.'" Click Here
  9. Biden said: "I'm told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up Chuck, let 'em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I'll tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, though, pal." Click Here
  10. Biden on the Ukraine Quid Pro Quo: Click Here
  11. Biden on the Declaration "We hold these truths to be self-evident," Biden said. "All men and women created by you know, you know the thing." Click Here
  12. Biden said: “Look! Tomorrow is Super Thurs- Tuesday, and I want to thank you all,” Click Here
  13. Biden said: “My name is Joe Biden. I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over, if you like what you see, help out. If not, vote for the other Biden. Click Here
  14. "I marched in the civil rights movement," Biden falsely claimed in 1987. Click Here
  15. "I had the great honor of being arrested with our U.N. ambassador on the streets of Soweto," he lied this year about an arrest while trying to see Nelson Mandela that never happened. Click Here
  16. On the campaign trail, Biden called an Iowa voter, "fat", then he challenged him to take an IQ test. Click Here
  17. The first time Biden ran for the White House, he had to drop out because he insisted on plagiarizing his speeches and making up stories that never happened. Click Here
  18. Biden told a man, "I probably have a much higher I.Q. than you do. I went to law school on a full academic scholarship, the only one in my class to have a full academic scholarship." Then he falsely claimed, that he "ended up in the top half of my class.? Click Here
  19. Biden lied about graduating with three degrees. Click Here
  20. Biden was a C student who graduated at the bottom of his class. Click Here
  21. Biden Plagiarized a law school paper Click Here
  22. Biden called someone a lying dogfaced pony soldier Click Here
  23. Plagiarized Bobby Kennedy Click Here
  25. 46 minutes of Biden Gaffes Click Here
  27. Biden: "Take a look at my record, man. I extended the voting rights 25 years. I have a record that is second to none. The NAACP has endorsed me every time I've run." After Biden's claim the president of the NAACP issued this statement: "We want to clarify that the NAACP is a non-partisan organization and does not endorse candidates for political office at any level." Click Here
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